The 8 most insane and absurd US laws regarding food, water, and medicine

Some are not exactly laws… but I’m sure you’ll get the idea. 

(NaturalNews) It’s not conspiracy theory when it’s a law, now is it? People who wish their government cared about them, protected them, and prevented disease and disorder, all would expect written laws that speak to those values, but it’s just the opposite in the United States. Though you are “free” to roam from state to state, to run your own business, and grow food in your back yard, watch out! There are many laws that have been WRITTEN that, if you don’t know about, will land you in a jail, hospital, or worse, your early grave.
You read that right. Don’t you DARE grow natural medicine and tell all your friends about it. For anything to be declared medicine in the US, it must be made in a laboratory with chemicals, be patented, and the FDA must be paid millions of dollars for you to get a “stamp” of approval–then you can even advertise it on television! Don’t you dare try growing any plants either, that could undermine the energy, clothing, food, or healthcare businesses of capitalism, or the swat teams of the FDA, EPA, USDA, and maybe even DHS (Dept. of Homeland Security) will show up at your door, cart you off to jail, and destroy your “garden.”
By the way, the absolute worst “slap in the face” you can give your government is to build you and your children’s immunity naturally, without vaccines, flu shots, antibiotics, and prescription medications. No American shall deny chemical medicine–otherwise they will face the WRATH of the Chemical-Medical Industrial Complex, created by the American Medical Association 100 years ago, and enforced by forced vaccination, mandatory chemotherapy for cancer victims, and Child “Protective” Services–who will confiscate your children if you seek a second opinion after MDs and oncologists tell you how to be chemically treated by the hospitals.
Most healthy people, who live holistically, would be wise to keep it to themselves, and to only share their happy, healthy ways of living privately, while reading alternative health news for more ongoing investigations and reporting of natural remedies that actually work, methods to filter the toxic tap water, and ways to grow organic food and medicine–at home!
Remember, it’s not conspiracy theory when the government makes it a law. Here are the 8 most insane and absurd US laws regarding food, water, and medicine:

Read all about it (did you you really think I would post it here?); at the link below 

http://www.naturalnews.com/054572_food_laws_insane_government_FDA_regulations.html