BUILDING A CEREAL BOX ECLIPSE PROJECTOR!

My eyes instantly start watering whenever I scan the sky and the sun comes into view, that’s enough protection for me. Yes, I’m no idiot, I look away.
As for people that say to watch out for the reptilian invasion, during the eclipse; do they really think my boss is a reptilian? It’ll be dark for two minutes, that doesn’t mean my work will stop.