Tim E. and his blanket

a story… parts true and parts not so much. ***

I have this friend, (I’ll call Tim E.), who is looking for a longer blanket. Tim E. took one of the short blankets he had and cut a foot off one end and sewed it on the other end .

***He could not understand how this did not make for a longer blanket.

Any idea on how I can explain (in the simplistic of terms – he isn’t so bright with some things) how this will never work out in his best interests?

It’s sad, I go through this whole
ordeal with Tim E. every six months, cutting off one end – and sewing it on the other, and it’s getting old. 😦

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Can we say goodbye to DST, for good?